Jonathan The Mouse

Prepare yourself for The Cock Street Chronicles, part 2... That Time We Had A Mouse.

The Survey

For todays post, we have another adventure in "Why I Should Never Answer The Phone!"

Drive

When I was 16 years old, my parents hired a driving instructor to teach me how to drive. His name was Bob.

Seeing Colors: A Comic In 6 Panels

A woman in England can see 99 million more colors than the average person (Source). As far as I'm concerned, fuck that ability. To illustrate why, I used Marvel's free online comic creator. Enjoy.

Products That Need Better Slogans

Today, I present to you... COPYWRITING GOLD! (with pictures)

Things I Tweet: The News

A couple months ago, I decided that The New York Times was no longer an accurate source for news. So I decided to write the headlines myself. And then tweet them. This is the result.

... Shut up, I know how lazy this post is.

You Can't Hide Forever: A Story About Farts

This is the story of why I didn't get a 2400 on my SATs.